Nothing is Sacred in Utopia

I shouldn't be blogging now but had to share this one.....

I walked in on a conversation filled with "f***"
I don't know who said what but I know what they said:

Child "You know it means intercourse?"
Child "Really?"
Me "What's intercourse?"
Child "the man puts his doodle in the vagina.....Right?"
Me "yes"
Child "did you do that?"
Me "mmm"
Child "they did it three times or maybe more depending if she got pregnant"
Child " how many times did you do it?"
Me " lots of married people do it 2 or 3 times a week"
Child "really?"
Child "they'll do it again when we move out"

Well, that's that sorted :)

OOLF: eating: Mums rocky road......for breakfast!