Top 100 Internet Aliases

I'm endlessly fascinated by the names people choose for usernames, blognames, whatever.
There's an ad for yahoo that says "Captain Spankey was hindering my job hunting." I could go to town on that one....I mean Captain Spankey ? You might as well call yourself big-bazungas or born-again-virgin or dominatrix (wish I'd thought of that earlier)
I thought that I'd tell you some of my faves and you could send some of yours and maybe we could get the top 100 internet aliases.

For usernames I like these (and they're all real )

• lustpuppet
• shutterspy
• elusive
• eclectic
• csi seattle
• 54bomber

For blogs I like

• snippets of life
• cheaper than therapy
• musings from the back porch
• my boyfriend is a twat

C'mon....your turn
This is dominatrix signing out !