Dinner Disaatsre

Yes, it's meant to say d-i-s-a-s-t-e-r but when my three typing fingers grew minds of their own and made a disaster of the word I thought it was appropriate so there it stays.
I put some veggies in to saute a little before turning them into fritatta (you know, like an omelette) then I went to get the eggs. Where are my eggs? did I use them and forget??
I can't go to the shops, I have no car and it's getting too late to walk. Bummer. I walked to the shops already today, looked at the eggs and decided I had enough to carry home already.

Oh well, option 2. It's a kind of mornay thing based on creamed corn and tinned salmon. What? no creamed corn? How has this happened? I've felt so organised. I have dinner disasters but not when I'm organised. Why do I feel organised when I'm obviously not? This is insane.

Option 3 is a plain mornay: butter, flour and milk, salmon and veggies. A moth flies out of the flour. How can that be when my moth trap is covered in moths? Well, the moth flew away, so it's not there anymore. On with the job.

Next time I want to make mornay remind me I don't like it. Please. And it's not because of the moth.

I have a fridge magnet that reads "dozens of people have eaten in my kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives". Seems worth mentioning.