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Well, well, well............
I couldn't decide what to post on and I decided that all the comments I would like to make on your comments would make a post. I mean, if I have to sit here typing for half an hour you might as well read it in colour...........

1. The whole cricket thing is so dad-jokey. You guys must take your job very seriously :)
2. I'm much more important than the Underwear Awareness Council, you guys are well aware of underwear. I'm the self appointed guide to all things female, specialising in advice to young fellas who have no idea what a slip is but open to questions from all blokes. There's no guarantee of useful information but I'll have fun trying.
3. I mentioned to muser my relief when my cousin separated from his wife a few years back. I wasn't glad to see him down but they had seemed too good to be true, impossible to live up to. I was relieved that I didn't have to achieve that kind of perfection.
4. I also said Valentine's is over rated. I'll qualify that. It's waaaayy too much pressure for a first date. The day for lovers is worth celebrating, but don't put your house on it.
5. Am I the word police? you bet!
6. CSI: what do you want me to talk about?

A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should either be nude or wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is going to be.
PJ O'Rourke