This is my old car. She died a year or so back and she's just sitting there, if we just move her away from the boat a bit you could rig a tarp in between them, a couple of chairs and a table would be good, Mini CSI could sleep in the boat and you & the Missus could sleep in the car. You could have quite a luxurious little set-up.
The local kids could educate the little fella. They're a friendly bunch.
Hows that for an unbelievable offer?