- does anybody use the word "yoni" instead of vagina?
- does anybody want to buy birthing pools discounted due to flood damaged boxes?
- can anybody make suggestions as to how to help a mum with anal fissures?
- what books do you recommend to clients?
- what should i charge?
- how can i help a mum with extensive vaginal bruising? and one of the answers: if she saved the placenta, she should eat it
Friday, 15 June 2012
What do doulas talk about?
This week i joined a doula network on facebook. its a weird world and i thought i would share some of the subjects under discussion, just for light entertainment
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help a mum with anal fissures, sheeesh i should know something about that shouldn't i???????
ReplyDelete*shudder*
ReplyDelete...anal fissures...
O.M.G
Struth, all human life is there, as they say.
ReplyDeleteI am assuming anal fissures are the tearing between the vagina and the rectum that happens in natural birth in some cases or is an {?}epiesiotomy (where they cut it with a scalpal)if a doctor is present?
ReplyDeleteTry auto mechanics...every question starts with "Does anybody know how to do..."
1. I call them Hoo-has
ReplyDelete2. Yes
3. Spackle
4. Harry Potter
5. $69.69 + tax
6. Tell her to stop getting punched
I'm a sucker for sales, so I'll take twelve of those birthing pools in the flood-damaged boxes.
ReplyDeleteOh my....my niece in law is now 22 weeks pregnant and I have to bite my tongue when I hear all of this female goddess shit. Women have been having sprogs since well...since there were women. Just push I say, strap it on and get back in the bloody kitchen where you belong. More seriously, vitamin e cream with a lanolin base is very good for massaging the Hoo-ha or Yoni to prevent the likelihood of episiotomy and I imagine would be very soothing for anal fishes, I mean fissures.
ReplyDelete"I have to bite my tongue when I hear all of this female goddess shit."
ReplyDeleteIf you're a male and you said that, then my hat's off to you for your courage.
hahaha baino is a woman , snow! but its still hats off :)
ReplyDeleteputz! long time no see!
ReplyDeleteshould you know about that? in my opinion the less a person knows about anothers anal fissures, the better :)
pete!
wince inducing, huh?
bob,
i like "hoo-has"
oops, no, that came out wrong i think! and $69.95 is wayyyy not enough
snow!
nothing is a bargain if ya dont need it!!!! sheesh, how come i gotta teach you that???
baino,
i gotta say the goddess part comes more from the doing than from the talking!!!
i wonder if anal fishes are any better than anal fissures?
thanks all for getting involved in this one, thats why i love to blog!
"hahaha baino is a woman"
ReplyDeleteAll the better to hear such things from a woman.