mah name iz Haz, so kylie says
i like to eat & sleep & fart
sometimez i hunt for cat or bunny
dah hoomans fink it's not so funny
mah noze is big
its strong for liftin
the lids off bins, i want to sniff dem
i sniff
i grab
i makes a run
mah sprinters legs are worn but run i must to take the prize
onto my bed
to make some crum, to tear the plastic
make loungeroom midden
it's fantastic
I enjoyed Harry's poem but if he had been to school his grammar and spelling would have been more polished.
ReplyDeleteyou sound a lot like a teacher!
DeleteOh, kylie! I LOVE IT!! I'm chuckling away here. And thanks for the Reddit link. I'm going to enjoy exploring that one :)
ReplyDeleteI was procrastinating! enjoy the pets of reddit :)
DeleteI love this!
ReplyDeletethanks Anne :)
Deletemost dog owners can probably relate
You have one clever dog! Funny!
ReplyDeletetoo clever for his own good right now!
DeleteLove it.
ReplyDeleteHaz is a gud dog. A very gud boy.
he joins the esteemed club of black rescue animals ;)
DeleteWhich if Jazz is a representative are difficult, sometimes irritating, often expensive and much loved. And as I type blood is still welling from his latest attempts (successful) to get my attention.
DeleteHello Haz you charming dog, you're better off than a croaking frog, now you have a comfy life, free from worries, free from strife.
ReplyDeletehello nick,
Deleteare you a dog?
do you haz kennel? do you like fennel?
can i sniff your perky bum?
you could be my number one
I hear you, Haz. Come round and check out my luxury kennel some time. All mod cons and very cosy bedding. You won't want to leave!
DeleteLooks like match.com for dogs lol! Great poem - I don't really like much poetry but I liked yours cuz it maid me laf!
ReplyDeleteI'm not great with poetry either but this isn't real poetry :)
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