I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm baaaack!!!
Ok, ok, I'm not really but this is the foreplay, by the time you read this and comment I'll be back on, oops in, the game!
Can you tell I'm excited?
Mum: (aka Suze) I thought I was managing my downloads and this whole disaster was a shock but it has occurred to me that the computer police (ie. me) has been away from home rather a lot this month. While the cat's away the boys will probably play games online. Don't worry, it won't happen again, I've missed you all (and the actual blogging) too much. In the interests of me getting a more generous internet plan and you being expertly entertained more reliably just email your banking details to kyliesaddictedtoblogging@eclectica.com Can you believe it? Blogger just made that a link! Don't mail it. It's not real. Looks impressive, though. Cool.
I got an email from my oldest friend today.....you're in trouble Kerrie but I won't tell you off in front of everyone. She lived on the opposite side of the country for how many years, finally moved to the same side but the opposite end and I was thinking about flying up for a visit but now she's back on the other side!! and she never told me she was going!!! Yeah, yeah , she'll tell us there was no time, it was a surprise move, blah blah. Honestly.
Anyway, she reckons she might quote my blog when she's flogging lingerie. (Uh oh, there's the "L" word, the guys are gonna be uncontrollable.) Here's a quote for you to tell 'em, babe: "Buy my buddie's gear 'cos you never know when you might get hit by a bus and you need lovely knickers" also "If you've got it you might as well dress it up nice"
I've never heard of ER teams checking on the state of underwear but millions of Mums can't be wrong. Can they?
She also tells me she's writing a novel. A novel! I get a blog and she writes a novel. Some people just have to outdo everyone else, don't they?
Whatever happened to my thoughtful posts? Where's the serious person? Attenuator will be calling me "fanciful" again. Ah, cut me some slack. I'm just having fun.
See my fingers dance on the keyboard?
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There's something in there for everyone !
So 1 more day to go!!!
ReplyDeleteOk! we will wait...
love to you and family..
((Big hugs))
bindi
hey, it shows March 1 so you are back on track!
ReplyDeletethat's right bindi.....
ReplyDeleteyou cant get rid of me now :) :)
Bindi, Bindi, Bindi, you're from India and don't know Aussie Land is a day ahead. Honey, what hole did your bury your beautiful, dear head in? Only Bindi is that good!
ReplyDeleteWelcome back. Like Bindi I forgot and was just about to post a comment that read "ONE MORE DAY!!!" Only to realize, now that you conveniently reminded me, and I reminded Bindi, March is here. Yes, I know, pathetic! Sorry Bindi! Apparently our heads are in the same hole!
We get all sorts of music on our internet system, so on our tv we can listen to anything we want, mostly we listen to light classicial. I just heard something so beautiful. It's Concerto for Voilin in B Flat, Op 4, No 1. Vivaldi. I have, I think, everything by Vivaldi and have never heard that. It's beautiful. I must get it. I'll have to tell Helen about it. Have you ever heard it? Wow, beautiful.
Oh...My...God, you've missed so much. It's been horrible without you! None of this would have happened if you'd been here. You're the voice of reason and you consistantly make me think before I act. Where the hell were you lady? Well, I know you didn't have a car or an internet, so I guess that explains it. Bascially, I had to wing it. Am I proud? No. Am I glad Cecile is happy? Yes. Beyond grateful because I love that woman. Unfortunatly, BBC is probably going to need a pacemaker.
I think Bindi and Cecile are meeting in a Dollar Store parking lot this weekend! Is that the best, or what!!??? :::))) Group hug! I told them to take photos. If they don't I won't forgive them. Seriously.
You spoke about your dear friend on you recent post. Go to Bindi's blog and read her recent post. You'll understand in an instant. Funny how it's just a big old circle.
Panties. You and panties. What am I supposed to do? My rate of survival in an emergency room probably quadruples because the nurses and doctors don't have to cut away too much fabric. You might want to give some thought to "lightening" the load honey!
Oh God, I am so happy to have you back. Please don't ever go away again. I'm going to have to because I have to much yard work and house work to do, but you...nope, you just can't.
I love you my dear. I'll email.
Mum
Well, welcome back. Your post cracked me up. The typing at the end looked like OHNO got a hold of your keyboard and typed his own letter to all of us, but I know he couldn't have done it because he lives on the other side of the globe with Aunt Suzie. Anyway, again, we are all glad you are back.
ReplyDeleteLovely Kylie!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up - you're bonkers, I love it! All this talk about Panties (such a great word - panties - sounds so dainty and delicate, when sometimes they're HUGE!)
Thinking of you sweetie,
love,
PJ x
Do we have the greatest friends, or what!!!???
ReplyDeleteCecile, it did look like Ohno typed that gibberish. But nope, that was just wacky Kylie. Can you believe the crap he writes and it's getting worse because my desk shrunk when I rearranged my office as you know. My keyboard seems to be all butts, feet, heads, fur, etc. And the funny thing is they haven't learned to navigate the new layout yet, so still think it's the old desk and keep falling off. Whoops, there goes another one.
And Peter. I agree. I call them underwear, but Rob and most men call them "panties" because apparently that makes them sound more sexy. Those of us who have to actually wear the "big ones" for practical reasons, know exactly what they are! A pretty word doesn't change the facts. Thank God for men like you who question the important stuff.
Kylie, look what you've missed.
XO
@ cecile: i'm so glad you're gonna meet bindi, i'm sure your friendship is invaluable to her. you seem really busy tho so make sure you're taken care of yourself, ok?
ReplyDelete@ suze: you're not allowed to get sick again either!
i love vivaldi too but i'm afraid i never know the names of pieces, i just like the music or don't. it's dreadfully uncultured of me but you know...
(dad, i know you're appalled, just roll your eyes and move on)
@ pj: don't mention huge panties here ok? it's a bloomer free zone
but you can do lots more of the "lovely kylie" i'm sure i told you flattery will get you everywhere
oh dear, i took so long wring my last comment thatsuze posted one while i was at it and now it's all wrong :)
ReplyDeletepanties does not sound sexy. sorry.
ReplyDeletei just call em undies and thats not sexy either but it's better than panties. errrgh, thats dirty old man territory (sorry rob)
i can spell. truly. i was rushing.
ReplyDeleteThere were typos? Eye Didtn SAWER any TYpos. LOL
ReplyDeleteKylie,
ReplyDeleteI have tagged you...see my post..
Suze @ I call my parents at 2am and say mom am here..is there anyone to talk to me?
Love you all
bindi
G'day Kylie,
ReplyDeleteWelcome back. Great post!! I had so much fun reading it and I love that Blogger made you a link.
Like you I wasn't able to use the internet for a while because we had used up all of our allocation and had to wait for March 1 for some more.
Best wishes to you and your family.
Mark.
Panties are certainly not sexy unless you put the word 'skimpy' in front of it! And bloomers, well - might as well wear a sack!!! hehehehehehe
ReplyDeleteThe absolute worst ones are thongs - what is the point????
Anyway, lovely, lovely Kylie and others, I'm gonna have to go - got to go and do some sightseeing.....
Take care,
PJ xxxx
@ mark,
ReplyDeleteso it's not just me who uses the net too much then? you're in v good company :)
nice to have you back
@ pj,
what a hard life! "have to go sightseeing!" enjoy dear.
i think i mentioned thongs somewhere...who invented em? they're truly dreadful. i was tickled recently to read a new description has been coined for the appearance of a thong above pants...whaletail :)
there was a pic with the article, made it even better
cheers
k
So glad you are back!!! Your sense of humor is priceless. The typing at the end with all the "little words" mixed in was way cool! But I did wonder if Ohno had come to visit...
ReplyDeleteNow I am off to catching up on some work, which is not as much fun as visiting all my fun-loving blogging family.
Have a great week!
Hugs and love,
Debbie
kyles,
ReplyDeleteone teaspoon of coffee, and no sugar...that's how you have it...put the tablespoon and the sugar away!
also, i have a friend whose two most hated words are panties and moist. Imagine her cringe when you put the two words together.
hey na,
ReplyDeletei was waiting for someone to ask what i was on :)