The Hunted House On Nightmare Road

I have been delighted with the way that my precious ratbag bunch (that's a long way to say kids) have taken an interest in my blog and my readers. Dimples often has suggestions for posts so one day recently I offered him a guest post. He refused on the basis that he had nothing to say. That'd be a first.
A couple of years ago Dimples wrote a masterpiece. It took him quite some time and many, many pages. I thought I'd share a bit with you. I'm going to leave it unedited, I'm sure you'll enjoy the challenge of making sense of it.

I enter the house on nightmare road on a full moon then I creap along a hallway full of cobwebs. I open a door my heart thumping I hear a crack come from the floor. I open a wardrobe I'm terrified. A vampire pounces I shreak in horror dodge grab the chiar and smash it on his head stab him with the shap broken chiar leg while he's unconshesh. "That's the end of him" I say to myself. so i run.
I hear a witch crackling away. I hear footsteps coming from behind me I turn and grab a torch off the wall and and blind a one eyed freak while he swings his arms around I grab asword from a knights costume and duck take 2 steps jump and stab him
"one more story for the media" I say to myself.