agony aunt

i was copping it again at work today, they say i'm full of silly advice. they say i should have a magazine column called kylie's diary. i told 'em i do, it's a blog called eclectica. i said google kylie-sonja, they googled kylie-sonia. they got some kind of porn thing, then they asked my porn name (heidi barnsbury) then they asked everyone elses porn name. laughter rang out and we were told to turn it down a notch.



i sat down here to challenge you to send your agony aunt questions for my entertainment but while i was looking for the perfect illustration i found this:

which competed for my attention with this:

i think my nieces would recommend this:


then there's this:

or maybe i should stop thinking of myself and get something for megan:

we might need a few of these in this house:

and i reckon i could find homes for a few of these:

but how do briefs use a mug?