There are a few things I read on facebook all. the. time. and today i thought I would tell you the way I wish I could answer.
Please be kind/ no negativity/ don't abuse me for this
The fact you need to say this suggests that you know it is idiotic in some way so how about you change what you are doing or just don't post it on social media. Also, most people are kind when kindness is the appropriate response so please don't make assumptions that everyone is as bitchy as you think and you are probably making that assumption based on your own behaviour. Get a mirror.
Sorry for the long post (always said by a woman)
Did it need to be that long? was the information relevant? or perhaps entertaining? If there was a purpose for every sentence then stand by your work, don't apologise for it. FFS, would any man ever apologise for a long post? Then why should you?
This one is even worse when it the prelude to the post. Why are you telling me this is long and boring before I even read it? do you expect to be taken seriously? Nobody will think you have anything worthy of reading if even you don't
I have a skin cancer on my face and I am scared to treat it because of scarring
Cos the cancer would be loads prettier, right?
If this post is not allowed in this group, admin please delete
How about you read the rules and figure it out? and if you can't get off your backside to figure it out, don't imagine that the admins need your permission to delete because no more explanation is needed than "hasta la vista, baby!"
have you got pet communicative hates?
Oh and I just have to add this:
Here's a photo of my funny dog/ child's rash/ birthday cake. Please ignore the mess in the room
Right well either clean it up before you take the photo or don't mention it, especially if there is no mess and you are fishing for compliments