Friday, 27 April 2018

a poem



mah name iz Haz, so kylie says

i like to eat & sleep & fart

sometimez i hunt for cat or bunny

dah hoomans fink it's not so funny

mah noze is big

its strong for liftin 
the lids off bins, i want to sniff dem

i sniff

i grab

i makes a run

mah sprinters legs are worn but run i must to take the prize

onto my bed

to make some crum, to tear the plastic

make loungeroom midden

it's fantastic








17 comments:

  1. I enjoyed Harry's poem but if he had been to school his grammar and spelling would have been more polished.

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    1. you sound a lot like a teacher!

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  2. Oh, kylie! I LOVE IT!! I'm chuckling away here. And thanks for the Reddit link. I'm going to enjoy exploring that one :)

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    1. I was procrastinating! enjoy the pets of reddit :)

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    1. thanks Anne :)
      most dog owners can probably relate

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  4. You have one clever dog! Funny!

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    1. too clever for his own good right now!

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  5. Love it.
    Haz is a gud dog. A very gud boy.

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    1. he joins the esteemed club of black rescue animals ;)

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    2. Which if Jazz is a representative are difficult, sometimes irritating, often expensive and much loved. And as I type blood is still welling from his latest attempts (successful) to get my attention.

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  6. Hello Haz you charming dog, you're better off than a croaking frog, now you have a comfy life, free from worries, free from strife.

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    1. hello nick,
      are you a dog?

      do you haz kennel? do you like fennel?
      can i sniff your perky bum?
      you could be my number one

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    2. I hear you, Haz. Come round and check out my luxury kennel some time. All mod cons and very cosy bedding. You won't want to leave!

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  7. Looks like match.com for dogs lol! Great poem - I don't really like much poetry but I liked yours cuz it maid me laf!

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    1. I'm not great with poetry either but this isn't real poetry :)

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