The Indie Blog Awards

Way over in Sheffield, England, UK, Brexit Central, the laughing Horse Blog Awards are about get underway. They are, by all accounts, the award of all awards for bloggers around the world (or at least t he Northern Hemishphere) As your correspondent ttypes feverishly it is 9pm NYE and typos are bound to occur. View them as proof of the hand typed and bespoke nature of "eclectica."

Seeing the need for an independent or fancier sounding "Indie" blogging award, your correspondent has gone to some lengths to establish a one-off special award.

The ceremenoy will be taking place at the salubrious Narwee Hotel where the majority of patrons are dressed in their very best hi-vis.

Being a particularly grand occasion, local delicacy the HSP (Halal Snack Pack) is on the menu for all guests and nominees

Local old bloke and one-time Captain of the Australian Cricket Team, Brian B00th has put on his best blue shirt (traditional rural wear for all Australian VIPs) to present the award:

Lucy the Barkinator and all around clever bitch is here to acknowledge services to activism against:

covid

brexit

Boris

Ratana

Local Good Guy, Harry the Hound, Esq. got out of bed to further explain the nomination:

for services to:

• rambling
• Hull City FC
• the arts
• Princess Phoebe
• and historic contributions to veganism

so, without further ado

put your hands, hoofs, or paws together

and offer CONGRATULATIONS to the inaugural WINNER of the Is-That-Bull-Charging Award,

Mr Yorkshire, Neil, Pudding

https://beefgravy.blogspot.com/