Two minutes

 There's a row of $1 coins on the bathroom window sill.

I go to Aldi, put $1 in the trolley and then when I have finished shopping, I put the dollar in my pocket. Next time I sit on the toilet, the $1 falls out of my pocket (because womens pockets) 

I pick up the $1 and put it on the windowsill (because I don't trust the pockets)

My home making days are over and the majority of the family have long since got themselves new homes but I feel very "home maker" tonight. There's yogurt milk powder and water in the yogurt maker to become yogurt and there are beans soaking to be cooked tomorrow (the bar isn't real high)

I saw this recently.
I hope they are not too attached to that rear windscreen wiper.

( I was going to say rear wiper but that would be asking for trouble)

and that's two minutes you'll never get back!