301

this is my 301st post so i thought i would try to think of a list of stuff relating to the number 300. it's hard. real hard

• my wedding dress cost $300
• when i first started work i earned about $300 a week
• i make about 300 sandwiches every 15 weeks
• a 300 tissue cold is a pretty bad one
• $300 can buy 30 mosquito nets to protect people from malaria
• $300 can repair a woman's fistula after childbirth
• i drive 300km every couple of weeks

i'm not doing so good here

what does 300 mean to you?

when the aliens come and say "take me to your leader?"

why do they speak english?

I keep telling my kids i'm hot..............

finally i have proof !!!

Thanks leah :)

now, under the rules of the award i have to tell you why i'm sexy. didn't leah already do that?

didn't she say i'm funny & womanly & communicative?

well, my five are:

• i can laugh at myself
• i know how to work what i have
• i'm a flirt
• i'm hot

& i'm hot

all my nominees are probably already recipients but here goes:

just bob because if you can make a woman laugh you're halfway up her leg

maithri and skeeter because a tender heart is always sexy

cinnamon because she's smart and classy and knows how to laugh

cece because she tells it like it is and that's sexy